Synopsis

Ooommmmmmmmm... Oh hey, didn’t see you there. If you must know, I was just meditating on my life choices and how much they can dictate. More specifically, I’m talking about those crossroads we all come to at really pivotal moments in our lives. Mine just happens to be this one fucked up day...

I was put in a position where I really didn’t have any choice other than to kidnap the guy. Now I know what you must be thinking: ‘This is crazy!’, and... it is, as it turns out the guy is a very important guy with a very important father. Me on the other hand, I’m just a cop in training.

Now he’s tied up in the closet and I’m trying to meditate to figure out the next move, but surprise, my girlfriend is throwing me a birthday party at my place. Like right now.

She shows up with my best buds at my doorstep. They start singing happy birthday, and for some reason my cousin with them. I didn’t know they were so close, when did this happen?

Anyways, I’m an honest guy, and the meditating didn’t go too well, so I show them the situation.

These optimistic people, whom I love, "convince" me to ransom the very important guy, with the very important father.

So I go along with their plan only because I…don’t exactly have any better ideas.

One thing leads to another, and now, you’re in state of despair.

Life is lost, and here you realize that it took a douchebag, a douchebag’s dad, a hitman, two superhitmen, a moshpit battle and rescue, some masks, your parents, some acquaintances, people who really like you, a person that loves you unconditionally, and a little bit of meditation to find out who you really are inside.

A mother fucking hero.

...Now give me the money!